Monday, October 10, 2005

Bring out your dead! [clang]

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Scene 2

In a related note, I'm not dead either. Just this blog. Steps will be taken shortly to remedy this, most likely followed by tripping and falling on my face, as seems to happen whenever I make pronouncements online.

1 comment:

Leif said...

Sound dead to me. Well, I shouldn't actually talk. I've checked your blog more than my own (which is once) but I guess I've left that as a trip blog. anywho, keep writing dude cause its usually entertaining and at the least informative for Heidi and I to keep up with your life. We'll be watching.